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Chapter 8. Ad Libbing: Advertising Effec... > Quick Elegant Product Background - Pg. 544

544 Chapter 8. Ad Libbing: Advertising Effects This chapter is where you learn the effects that will subconsciously force people to purchase prod- ucts and services they neither want nor need, at prices they can't afford--increasing their personal debt, thereby putting them, and perhaps the entire country, on the verge of a financial collapse that can only be compared to "Black Saturday," when the market didn't drop because it was closed for trading, but had it been open surely something would've happened which I would then feel compelled to chronicle here; and that would have made this perhaps the longest run-on sentence in the history of modern literature, rather than the concise, straight-to-the-point introduction that you've come to expect from writers like me, who value your time, yet don't mind using a comma or two (but only when absolutely, positively necessary), like now. OK, keep breathing, keep breathing. In through the nose, out through the mouth. Or why not try Nasatrin, which provides 12-hour nondrowsy relief from common allergy symptoms, such as....