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Dedication

Dedication

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the RealPlayer developer who decided to stick icons in my System Tray, Startup menu, and desktop, and may his arms be too short to scratch.

—Snarfed from Internet, author unknown

I want to thank Bill Gates, his Microsofties, and the entire Redmond Empire. Without them, this book wouldn't be possible (or even necessary).

Kvetch: Verb. Pronounced KVETCH, to rhyme with "fetch"; To fret, complain, grunt, sigh. Kvetcher: Noun. Pronounced KVETCHER, to rhyme with "stretcher"; One who complains, often Steve Bass, and always about computers.

—From The Joys of Yiddish, Leo Rosten (1968)

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