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Chapter 5. Tools and Techniques: Classic Mac OSThe Ways and Means to Keep Yo...

Chapter 5. Tools and Techniques: Classic Mac OS
The Ways and Means to Keep Your Mac OS 9 (and Earlier) Mac on the Straight and Narrow

Picture this: Your kitchen sink is backed up on the night before your shockingly wealthy Great Aunt Elsie is due to pay a visit. Your plan includes concocting the kinds of meals that ensure your name floats to the top of the old biddy's will. Realizing that without the attendant sink, you're sunk, you call the finest plumber in town. Said plumber arrives by limousine in an hour's time, cocks a knowing eye at the swampy sink, and proclaims: “Your drain is clogged with six ounces of animal fat, seven asparagus stalks, and half a pound of coffee grounds (Guatemalan decaffeinated).”

Momentarily struck dumb by the plumber's perspicacity, you finally ask, “How long will it take you to fix it?”


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