Taking the Show on the Road: Multicultural Concerns and International Speeches 159 Speech of the Devil Be completely, totally sure that the phrase you have selected to speak in your audience's language accurately expresses your sentiments. Study with a competent foreign speaker to make sure that you are pronouncing every word correctly. Few things are as embarrassing as making a fool of yourself in a language you don't even understand. When in Rome (or America Today) Tourist attractions are equally apt to fall under attack by the language-impaired, as these examples show: · An ad for donkey rides in Thailand reads:"Would you like to ride your own ass?" · A Budapest zoo cautions:"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty." · A sign in Germany's Black Forest states:"It is strictly forbidden on our camping site that people of different sex, for instance men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose." · A Czech tourist agency suggests:"Take one of our horse-driven carriage tours. We guarantee no miscarriages."