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Part: 5 Master of Your Domain > An Ounce of Prevention: Rehearsing - Pg. 240

240 Chapter 29. An Ounce of Prevention: Rehearsing In This Chapter · Practice, practice, practice · How to rehearse · Preparing index cards and speech manuscripts Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "I had a heart attack," he adds. "I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says. "What do you mean?" asks the first man. "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."